Portable Pizza Pouch: A Pizza Slice Holding Lanyard

Aptly named the Portable Pizza Pouch, this lanyard is able to hold a slice of pizza around your neck. Perfect for when your hands are filled with other slices of pizza, for when you’d like to save a slice for later but don’t have a box to put it in (but do have a pizza … Read more

Little Joseph: A Creepy Doll Head Candle Holder

The Little Joseph is a creepy candle holder that resembles that of a severed doll’s head, and when not being used for some sort of seance to contact the dead, they would make a great Halloween decoration for throwing a party. As stand-alone items the candle holders look creepy enough, but once you actually start … Read more

These Seagull Toothpicks Make It Look Like Birds Are Eating Your Food

These appetizer toothpicks make it look like seagulls are devouring your food, albeit tiny white plastic seagulls, but seagulls none-the-less. A perfect way to spice up your lame cocktail party, these seagull toothpicks can give your party a coastal vibe to it so that when you throw a party in the middle of Oklahoma, your … Read more

Steak iPhone Case

Sometimes it’s nice to just look at beef and admire the shape and color of it along with the lines separating the beef from the fat. Sometimes I think I should have been a beef photographer in another life, assuming that’s a thing… This iPhone case makes your phone look like a big juicy steak. … Read more

Caffeinated Shaving Cream

Much like how heroine addicts begin to stick their needles in between their toes to hide the fact that they’re shooting up, this shaving cream contains caffeine so that as you apply it to your face, you will get a little caffeine kick without even the need to drink any coffee. Perfect for those who … Read more

Praying Mantis Mask

The praying mantis mask is finally here! You’e been asking for it, you’ve been on the waiting list, you’be been emailing me daily, and you’ve been tapping my phone to see if you can get more information on it’s release date. Well, actually none of that’s true, because nobody cares about a praying mantis mask. … Read more