Spongebob SquarePants Adult Sized Onesie Pajamas

In today’s “Apparently This Is a Thing” product, we have these adult sized Spongebob Squarepants pajamas that are actually a onesie which covers pretty much your entire body. Not only are these adult SpongeBob pajamas completely absurd and most likely one of the creepiest things you can buy on Amazon, but I surely want one … Read more

These Lego Slippers Ensure You’ll Never Injure Your Feet Stepping On Legos Again

To help parents with young-ones who often leave sharp LEGO blocks scattered around the floor, LEGO has created these LEGO slippers to help soften the blow when you inevitably step on some. Part of a Giveaway, LEGO has made just 1,500 pairs of the LEGO slippers to giveaway for creating a wishlist on their French … Read more

IZIVIBE iPhone Case Turns Your Phone Into a Vibrator Sex Toy

Maybe you’re too broke to afford a real vibrator, maybe you’re too scared your parents will find it, or maybe you just really want to have sex with your iPhone, whatever the reason is that would make you want to buy this iPhone case vibrator, I’m not here to judge. The IZIVIBE is the world’s … Read more

Realistic Old Man Mask

There’s many perks of being an old man, such as ranting and swearing in public, making racist comments without repercussions (although maybe that’s not actually a good thing), plus you could go steal things from convenience stores and claim you just have dementia. This old man mask is extremely realistic and will actually make you … Read more

Pooping Dogs Calendar 2016

Finally, the wait is over! The 2016 version of the pooping dogs calendar is here. There’s now no need to go around taking creepy pictures of your neighbor’s dogs pooping to make your own calendar, as someone has already done this for you. The 2015 Pooping Dogs Calendar was a big hit, as the calendar … Read more