Phonster Is A Holster For Your Phone or Wallet Similar To A Detective

The Phonster is a body holster where you can store your smart phone, wallet, or keys and look totally bad-ass as you take them out or put them away. Similar to how a detective holsters his guns, the Phonster allows you to freely hold your belongings without the clutter of jamming everything into your pocket … Read more

Cecil The Lion Killer Halloween Costume

It seems the point of a successful Halloween costume now-a-days is just to be as offensive as possible, along with somehow displaying via your costume the death of a recent celebrity, like being zombie Steve Jobs, the Crocodile Hunter with a sting ray hanging out of his chest, or a bruised face Rihanna. I’m not … Read more

Friesenberg: A Mr. Potato Head Breaking Bad Heisenberg

Call Him Friesenberg! This Mr. Potato Dead toy is made to look like Walter White from breaking bad, AKA Heisenberg, and is a perfect way to teach kids about how making drugs makes you super bad-ass and awesome. The Breaking Bad Mr. Potato head comes with 8 removable parts, including Heisenberg’s iconic pork pie hat, … Read more

Goldeneye 007 Nintendo 64 Cartridge Cufflinks

Without a doubt the greatest game made for the Nintendo 64, Goldeneye was one of the first games I became a master at. I would learn the popup points when playing in multi-player mode and kill people instantly as they appeared, completed levels in record times to get cheats enabled, and would even let people … Read more

Voodoo Doll Toothpick Holder

If you need something to accompany your Voodoo knife block, this Voodoo toothpick holder might do the trick. Made to look like a Voodoo doll, the Voodoo toothpick holder is littered with little holes to hold your toothpicks, and is a perfect way to punish your ex-boyfriend after he cheated on you. Plus the Voodoo … Read more

Bacon Scarf: A Scarf That Looks Exactly Like Delicious Bacon

This bacon scarf looks so much like delicious greasy bacon that I would probably just end up putting the end of it in my mouth while I wear it and walk around. I suppose this will have to do until they actually do make a scarf out of real bacon. Better yet, why can’t they … Read more