If you were to buy a toy online after getting drunk or after taking some drugs, this would most likely be it. Euler’s Spinning Disk is an amazing mixture of science, art, and awesomeness. The disk is a scientific educational toy that’s meant to illustrate and study the dynamic system of a spinning disk on … Read more
The Dog body pillow is a life-sized Labrador that acts as a body pillow, and is a creepy replacement for lonely people that don’t want or can’t have a real dog, although it’s not quite as creepy as the Muscular Arm Body Pillow, or the Fake Girlfriend Body Pillow. Take solace in knowing your watch … Read more
Sure semi-automatic rubber-band guns are nice and all, but when you really need to get the job done you opt for the fully automatic! Made completely out of wood, this rubber band machine gun will hold and shoot a total of 204 rubber bands per load in any person’s face of your choice in a … Read more
I know what you’re thinking… A pentagon has 5 sides, so why does it say 12 sided pentagon? I don’t ask question’s, I just type what the boss tells me, he’s actually keepking me captive and touches and tickles me in inappropriate places when you’re away… Please send help… Notify the police… Oh shit he’s coming… … Read more
The grumpy cat plush toy is a stuffed animal version of your favorite grumpy cat and will serve as a terrific gift idea for your local cat lady, your lonely friend, or your friend with a Reddit addiction. The grumpy cat stuffed animal is made from polyester and cotton, measures 5 inches wide by 9 … Read more
The Secret Agent Projection Alarm Clock Gun is a gun shaped alarm clock that you can stick under your pillow next to your real gun and it will vibrate when it’s time to wake up. To see what time it is just point the gun at the wall or ceiling and pull the trigger and … Read more
The Sphero is a small ball that you can control with your Apple iPhone or Android smartphone by paring it via Bluetooth. You can make the ball roll around at speeds of up to 7 feet per second by just tilting your phone or by touching the onscreen buttons. With an open APK the Sphero … Read more
The sky bouncer is a bouncing half ball, half frisbee toy that will bounce off anything you throw it at, including your grandmother. From the makers of the skyball, the sky bouncer is made from the same material but is shaped like a frisbee, which you can bounce on the ground between a friend, throw … Read more
These full body bumper balls are essentially fat suits that you can wear to fully protect your body so you can smash into each other while running at full speed without breaking every bone in your body. Well, everything except your head, which is arguable the most important part of your body. Perfect for kids to smash … Read more
The remote control airbus plane is a model of the Airbus A380, the largest passenger airplane in the world, that you can fly using a radio controlled device, and is the only true scale radio controlled passenger plane available. The RC airbus plane’s wings span an enourmous 78 inches wide, has an epoxy resin fiberglass … Read more