Swordsicles, or the sword popsicle tray is a tray that you fill with juicy goodness, throw in a sword handle, and wait a dreaded couple of hours for it to freeze in your freezer, and the result will be a popsicle in the shape of a sword, yet dull enough to stick in your mouth … Read more
The branch holder is a small strip of rubber that you can attach to any stick you find in the woods and turn it into a sword. Just attach the branch holder to the bottom of the stick and it will form a makeshift hand guard for your stick sword, and will protect their knuckles … Read more
Kinetic sand is a form of sand that is magical in such that you can form it and move it around as if it were clay or some sort of dense fluid. No one really knows what kinetic sand is, but it was discovered by a 64 year old Trinidadian and Tobagonian man who was walking … Read more
The giant iceberg climbing wall is basically a floating mountain that you put in your lake, and can climb up and fall off without the repercussions of instant death, but instead end up with a nice cool dunk in to the lake. The giant inflatable climbing wall unfortunately can only hold up to 1,500 pounds of weight, … Read more
Sometimes, believe it or not, people go outside. I know it’s hard to think about stepping away from your game of World of Warcraft, showering off the leftover chunks of hot pockets in your neck beard, and breathing actual fresh gusts of air that didn’t come from your computer fan, but why not try to … Read more
Shock Ball Hot Potato is a game you should most likely play while in a state of inebriation where you pass the ball back and forth in a group of people until a timer runs out and shocks whoever is left holding the shock ball. When playing in a group, be sure to constantly pass … Read more
The motorized bumper boats are a great way to transport your fat body from one end of the pool to the other, to obtain a snack, or to get to the pool exit to release your bowels. Just hope that someone in another bumper boat doesn’t collide with your boat, because the way your fat … Read more
I can’t think of a better way to show your daughter how proud you are of her for getting an A+ on her spelling test then by making it appear you have stabbed it onto the fridge with a ninja knife. The Ninja Knife Magents come with a hole on the end of them so … Read more
I won’t make a joke about how these rings resemble your mother’s jewelery, or how she would need to use all 5 of these rings to say afloat, just as long as you acknowledge that your mother is fat. Now that we are past that… The blow up ring toss game is great for having … Read more
The GoDogGo ball thrower is a remote control dog fetching machine that, with each click of a button, makes you lazier, and your dog less lazy, what a magical, and wonderful time it is to be alive. Just push the button to make the ball launch up to 45+ feet long or if you are … Read more