The Dogs Equis beer bottle is a dog toy that looks just like a Dos Equis Beer Bottle, and will most likely make your dog the most interesting dog in the world. Perfect for alcoholic humans who want to spread their love of alcohol to their dogs, or alcoholic dogs who just can’t get enough … Read more
Slyde Handboards are basically a miniature surfboard that you can strap your hand into and surf using just your hands, and is a perfect alternative if you lack the stability, balance, hair, and slimness that it takes to actually surf. No, it’s not just a fancy way to splash salty ocean water into eyes as … Read more
The Giant Soccer Ball is a massive blow up futbol that spans 6 feet in diameter, and if you can’t have fun with a giant ball in your life, your life is not worth living. Perfect for hurling at small ugly children, jumping off your roof onto, rolling down a steep hill into traffic, or bringing to … Read more
The giant hand phone headset is basically a giant hand with it’s pinky and thumb sticking out that you can use as a headset for your phone which has a purpose that is yet to be determined. Simply plug the cord into your phone, and stick your hand into the giant hand glove thing, and … Read more
The LEGO sunglasses are a pair of sunglasses that let you attach lego blocks to the frames in any way shape or form so that you can have a different look every day and become the weirdo you’ve always wanted to be. One day you can have a castle atop the bridge of your glasses, … Read more
The giant Rubik’s cube light is a fully playable Rubik’s cube that doubles as battery powered lamp that is rechargeable with a USB plugin. The battery will last up to 2 hours which might just give you enough time to actually solve it. Officially licenced by Rubik’s, the Rubik’s cube light comes with a handy triangle … Read more
The robot slippers are giant bootie style slippers that make robot sounds every time you take a step, and is sure to piss off your wife while putting a smile on your face every time you get up to get a beer. The robot slippers make sounds such as “vrrrrrr”, “clank”, and so on, and … Read more
The micro solar car is a miniature solar powered car that has a solar panel that covers the entire roof of the car and powers the car when placed under direct sunlight or shined with a bright flashlight. The car will continue to run as long as it is in direct light, once it reaches … Read more
To celebrate national high five day why not use the FiestaFive which is a device you attach to your hand and as you give a high five to someone a splash of confetti explodes out of the top of your hands, making it the greatest high five the recipient has ever received. National high five … Read more
I would describe the halfbike as a cross somewhere between a penny-farthing and a Segway, as you stand up and peddle like you would on some sort of workout machine, and you steer by just leaning left and right. Riding the halfbike is a smooth ride and makes you feel like you are gliding and … Read more