The Junior Jeep Pedal Go-Kart is a go-kart that doesn’t have an engine but is powered by pedaling. Perfect for young children that you don’t trust behind a motorized go-kart, or adults that you don’t trust behind a motorized go-kart, the Jeep Pedal Go-Kart features off road tires and a swing axle which will make … Read more
Lego Coasters are a set of coasters that you can build a fortress around your precious glass of Whiskey using different types of building blocks. No longer will your ugly child knock over your glass of Scotch while they’re playing around with their toys, now that you’ve built a castle around your drink, no amount … Read more
The wall climbing stunt car is a remote controlled toy car that will actually drive on your walls, although you might just want to make sure your child hasn’t driven it through some mud before doing so. The way it works is it draws in air from the bottom of the car creating a suction … Read more
The Spidey-Sense T-Shirt is a shirt that has a sensor on the back of it that will detect motion within 5 feet behind you. Once it senses someone it will send a vibration to the back of your neck so that you will always know when dangerous rapists are lurking behind you. To work it, … Read more
HandTrux are glove type contraptions that give you giant shovels for hands, and is more than likely the greatest invention of our generation. When I was a kid, all we had was stupid plastic 4 inch shovels that snapped in half anytime you tried to shovel more than 8 grains of sand. Modeled after an … Read more
The Greedy Pig is a pig that has been savagely sliced in half that you can jam into a mug, cup, jar, or whatever container you like, and will instantly make it into a piggy bank, just stuff some coins into the pigs coin purse, and you will have a make-shift piggy bank. Old piggy banks … Read more
The giant solar balloon is a long snake like balloon that you can fill with air and when you sit it out in the sun on a hot day, the air inside the balloon will heat up and make the balloon float. Perfect for science experiments, kite enthusiasts, or those just looking for something awesome … Read more
What is a skateboard? It’s basically a piece of wood with some wheels on it. And that is essentially what the Hepcat Bourbon Barrel Board is. Made from actual bourbon barrels, the bourbon barrel skateboard is curved in the center due to the barrel which give it a unique and pretty awesome look, as well … Read more
The giant rubber ducky is an inflatable toy that you can use in the pool, out on the lake, or in the bathtub, that is assuming you bathtub is around the size of an Olympic swimming pool. Measuring a massive 6 feet tall, the giant inflatable rubber duck will probably bring amusement by just trying … Read more
I think the worst part about making water balloons is when you tie the end of it and your finger gets stuck in the knot and it turns a funky purple color, at which point you’re probably better off cutting off your finger than dealing with the pain and the pressure building in the tip … Read more