Portable Tow Truck: An Emergency Tire Traction Strip

The Portable Tow Truck is an emergency tire traction strip that you can place in front of your car’s tire to get a grip when you are stuck in the snow. Perfect for someone who doesn’t have snow tires, someone driving a rear wheel drive sports car, or someone who has made a terrible life … Read more

SlideBelt: A Stylish Yet Functional Survival Belt

You’re stuck knee deep in quicksand in the Amazon rain forest. Do you leave your belt on and die a quick and mildly painless death looking classy as ever, or do you tear if off, wrap it around a nearby branch and ratchet yourself to freedom? The Survival Belt is a belt that will save your … Read more

Kool Tool Belt: A Belt Buckle With Tools On It

Do you ever find yourself out in the middle of nowhere with no tools on your person, and you’re in a situation where you just have to strip some wires or screw in some hex screws? Well lucky for you, today you wore your Kool Tool Belt. The Bison Designs Kool Tool Belt is a … Read more

Giant Swiss Army Knife, Has 141 Different Functions

Known as the largest and most expensive Swiss Army Knife money can buy, the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant comes with a whopping 141 functions that are unfolded from its massive 12 inch long body of utensils. Fully equipped with a toe-nail clipper, mineral crystal magnifier, a laser pointer, a flashlight, a compass, a … Read more

Belt Buckle Knife

Sometimes you need to use your belt buckle for purposes other than drinking, and holding your pants up below your fat gut, like killing, widdling, and stabbing, luckily you’ve worn your belt buckle knife. The belt buckle knife by the Bowen Knife Company is a belt that looks inconspicuous to the untrained eye, but when … Read more