The sprinkler key holder is a small container that resembles an in ground sprinkler head that you jam in to your lawn and will act as an emergency key when you come home drunk and empty pocketed. Although, if a thief is smart enough he will notice that your lawn is so terribly dry, dead, … Read more
The Fake TV Light is a light that you turn on while you are not home so that from outside it looks like someone is watching TV inside the house. The TV light simulates the light output of a 27 inch lcd television so that the home looks occupied and will hopefully deter thieves. Just … Read more
Bring booze to the beach without getting caught by those pesky beach cops, hide your liquor inside your sunscreen lotion bottle. The Sunscreen flask holds 8oz of your favorite alcohol, so be sure to purchase 10-20 of these depending on how far along you are with your alcoholism. Great for beaches, pools, concerts, cruises, and … Read more
A perfect knife for traveling on planes, the credit card sized folding knife easily slips in and out of your wallet with ease. When confronted by a thief or rapist, just get out your wallet, excuse yourself for a few minutes while you fold/clip it together, and Whammo! you are ready to do some defending. … Read more
There are two reasons anyone would ever need to use this camera lens. 1.) When you are secretly attempting to collect and report information on a subject. 2.) When you want to creepily take pictures of girls in their bikinis at the beach. I’m not here to judge, but odd’s are you using it for … Read more