Sure Fuck Cologne

Similar to Sex Panther Cologne which 60% of the time, it works every time, Sure Fuck cologne works 100% of the time, as its name suggests. Not only does using this cologne guarantee you getting some action, but you also get a free condom so that you don’t accidentally create a baby you, which this … Read more

Wad Of Cash Wallet

The Wad of Cash Wallet is a wallet that makes it look like your’re carrying around a wad of 100 dollar bills that have a rubber band around them, but actually it’s a wallet that contains a dollar bill that’s ripped in half, 3 pennies, a coupon for 10% off your next cheeseburger purchase at … Read more

Sword Fly Swatter

Sometimes the greatest inventions are the simplest, take for example the sword fly swatter, which is basically a fly swatter that is shaped like a sword equppied with a true handguard incase the flies decide to fight back. No longer will you have to be bored with your fly swatting duties, pretend you are Peter … Read more

World’s Okayest Brother

Your brother deserves a little recoginition, he is not the worst human you have ever interacted with, but then again certainly nowhere near the best person neither, so why not get him a t-shirt to recognize his okayness in this world, let him know that he is quite fair, that your stance on his life … Read more