World’s Okayest Sister

Your sister deserves a little recognition, she is not the worst human you have ever interacted with, but then again certainly nowhere near the best person neither, so why not get her a t-shirt to recognize her okayness in this world, let her know that she is quite fair, that your stance on her life … Read more

‘See You In My Dreams’ Nicolas Cage Pillow Case

Fall asleep each night with the one true God, Nicolas Cage, as he slowly lulls you to sleep until you appear in his dreams, stealing automobiles, banging transgender Thai hookers, dying each others hair, all while conspiring to steal important documents from the government. This one of a kind Nicolas Cage pillow case features the … Read more

Fire Extinguisher Lighter

Oh how ironic, a fire extinguisher that creates fire, oh the humanity! Impress your friends as you light up your cigarette with a fire exinguisher. You will be such a hit at parties that everyone is going to want to talk to you. “Hey did you see Steve!”, they’ll say, “He lit his cigarette with … Read more

Reserved Beach Towel

Reserve your spot on the beach while you take a dump at the outhouse without coming back to some human manatee squating on your beach lounge chair by using the Reserved Beach Towel. The Reserved Beach Towel is a beach towel that has big black bold text on it that says RESERVED on it, with … Read more

Taxi Mittens

In case you have a hard time hailing a taxi, the taxi mittens will assist you in your cab getting duties if your taxi driver has the eyes of an eagle. The taxi mittens are bright yellow and have the word taxi written down the inside of the palm so that when you need a … Read more