Mosquito Net Pants

You know you’re a Minnesotan when instead of just putting on pants you need to put nets over your shorts to protect your from the mosquitos. It’s amazing that we can make seedless watermelon, be on the verge of curing cancer and aids, come close to making majestic creatures like the white rhino, and narwhals … Read more

Giant Tack Beach Chairs

The giant tack beach chairs are chairs that you can stick into the sand at the beach that resemble a giant tack. Easy to carry and store, the giant tack beach chairs are stackable with other tack chairs using the giant hole in the middle, and easy to pull out of the sand using the … Read more

Bug Screen For Cans

The bug screen for cans will protect your sugary soda can or beer from terrible disease carrying mosquitoes and bees from hopping inside your can and spreading viruses, creating choking hazards, and causing girl like screams form occurring, plus it will make your can look like Hannibal Lecter. To use the screens, simply place it … Read more

Pocket Grappling Hook

The Pocket Grappling Hook is a small grappling hook that you can fit in your pocket and take out in case of grappling emergency that were to come up. Made by Maratac the micro grappling hook was designed for bomb technicians to catch trip lines with, but could also be used to pretend you are … Read more

Giant Iceberg Inflatable Climbing Wall

The giant iceberg climbing wall is basically a floating mountain that you put in your lake, and can climb up and fall off without the repercussions of instant death, but instead end up with a nice cool dunk in to the lake. The giant inflatable climbing wall unfortunately can only hold up to 1,500 pounds of weight, … Read more

Maine Weather Stick Barometer

The Maine weather stick is a natural weather predicting barometer used by some Native Americans that will detect the weather and tell you what the day will be like. If the weather stick points up, there is low humidity, and will most likely be a nice day. If the weather stick points down, there is … Read more

Stratachute Parachute Lawn Game

Sometimes, believe it or not, people go outside. I know it’s hard to think about stepping away from your game of World of Warcraft, showering off the leftover chunks of hot pockets in your neck beard, and breathing actual fresh gusts of air that didn’t come from your computer fan, but why not try to … Read more