40 Million Candle Power Flashlight

The Humvee spotlight is an enormous flashlight that beams out 40 million candlepower worth of light in any direction you please, and if you are unsure what 40 million candlepower feels like when you shine it at someone, think of how it would feel to stare at the sun through binoculars, which are then looking through … Read more

Cheeseburger Earmuffs

You love cheeseburgers, we get it. We can tell by your walrus like physique, your sweaty body, and your poor posture. Well now in addition to piling greasy cheeseburgers into your pregnant sized belly, you can wrap them around your ears to keep you warm during those harsh Canadian winters. The cheeseburger earmuffs are earmuffs … Read more