Ear Shaped iPhone Case

The ear shaped iphone case is an iphone case that is shaped like a giant human ear and will use the padding of the ear to protect your phone from dust, scratches, and damages, and make it look like you have a gigantic ear whenever you talk on your phone, assuming anyone actually talks on … Read more

Carbon Fiber Playing Cards

The carbon fiber playing cards are a set of playing cards made from Black 3k Twill Carbon, and although they can still snap in half or possibly rip in half if enough pressure is applied, the cards are much more durable than your run-of-the-mill playing cards. The carbon fiber deck of cards comes in a … Read more

Grammar Police Badge Patch

You’re spelling is fantastic, we all know it, you let us know evertime you read somethin, so why not put a badge onto you’re jacket that will signify to others that if there in need of spelling asistance or grammer help, you are the person to go to in a emergency. This badge will let … Read more

Bulletproof Clipboard

No one really needs a bulletproof clipboard, but I can’t think of anyone that wouldn’t want one. Whether you’re getting your grocery list purchased while vacationing in Syria, working as Dick Cheney’s assistant while out on a hunting trip, or you’re just extremely prepared for the next shooting at your office, the bulletproof clipboard is … Read more

Lifesize Animated Talking Reindeer

The lifesize talking reindeer is a realistic accurately sized plush reindeer that talks, sings, annoys, moves its head around like some creepy robot at Chucky Cheese, and is sure to sexually confuse wild deer and hunters. The lifesize talking reindeer can even support ugly fat children up to 150lbs on its back so your offspring … Read more