Space Messenger Bag

Leave your house each day with the essentials packed away into a messenger back designed by NASA, well not really, but it looks like it is. The Space Oddysey Messenger Bag is a bag that looks like it belongs in space, but will not protect you or your belongings from extreme temperatures, radiation, or the … Read more

Breakfast Sandwich Maker

As if your kitchen needed another appliance that you never use, the breakfast sandwich making machine will change your life for the worse, as the pounds pack on, the double chin arises, and your man boobs get a little more jiggle when you giggle. A year after purchasing your breakfast sandwich maker machine you will … Read more

Pop-Out Outlets

The Adorne Pop-Out Outlet is an outlet that is flush with the wall until you push it. Once you press the main big button in the center, a cube will pop-out to expose 2 or 3 outlets on its sides. Not only amazing to look at instead of a regular nasty boring standard outlet, the … Read more

I’m Not Sure If I Should Be In Love Or Offended With This Titanic Gravy Boat

The titanic gravy boat is a gravy boat shaped like the Titanic, as in it’s a boat, so why not make it look like the titanic, and you know mashed potatoes, icebergs, and so on… Why not spice up your thanksgiving dinner this year with a gag item joking about a tragedy that killed 1,500 … Read more

Laser Gun Alarm Clock

The Secret Agent Projection Alarm Clock Gun is a gun shaped alarm clock that you can stick under your pillow next to your real gun and it will vibrate when it’s time to wake up. To see what time it is just point the gun at the wall or ceiling and pull the trigger and … Read more