40 Million Candle Power Flashlight

The Humvee spotlight is an enormous flashlight that beams out 40 million candlepower worth of light in any direction you please, and if you are unsure what 40 million candlepower feels like when you shine it at someone, think of how it would feel to stare at the sun through binoculars, which are then looking through … Read more

Giant Flask Holds 1 Gallon Of Booze

Although the giant flask kind of defeats the purpose of carrying around a flask, the sasquatch flask as it is called can hold a whopping 128oz of your favorite booze to sneak haul into the next sporting event you attend, assuming you have a backpack wheelbarrow, and they don’t look into it. The giant flask … Read more

Giant Tack Beach Chairs

The giant tack beach chairs are chairs that you can stick into the sand at the beach that resemble a giant tack. Easy to carry and store, the giant tack beach chairs are stackable with other tack chairs using the giant hole in the middle, and easy to pull out of the sand using the … Read more

Baseball Bat Flashlight

Sometimes a flashlight just isn’t enough to fend off rapists and/or intruders that may come into your house at night, so why not mix the safety and protection of a baseball bat with the sight assistance of a flashlight. When your thief runs at you, just flash them in the eyes with the flashlight, and … Read more

Giant Yard Dice

Ever wanted to play Yahtzee outside in your lawn? Me neither, but you can if you want, now that you purchased these giant lawn dice. Or maybe throw up a giant piece of cardboard against your wall and play a giant game of Three’s. The dice are made out of solid wood and measure 3.5 … Read more