Your Face Doormat Lets You Plaster You or Your Enemies Face On Your Doormat

If you’re looking for a way for your guests, door-to-door salespeople, or home thieves to be shown a preview of who’s about to answer the door, or who they’re about to rob, this unique doormat that you can get customized with your own face might be for you. You can get it customized with your face, … Read more

Nicolas Cage Face Bikini

If you thought that the Nicolas Cage sequin pillow case, or the Nicolas Cage See You In My Dreams pillow was bad, you may need to re-calibrate your gauge of weirdness. The internet seems to have some soft of infatuation with Nicolas Cage’s face, and here were are again with his face on yet another … Read more

Bucardo Mustache Mug Protects Your Mustache From Coffee Stains

Much like how the Whisker Dam can connect to any beer glass to protect your mustache from getting moist, this coffee mug protects your lip caterpillar from coming in contact with the ferocious and damaging heat of the coffee in your mug. Plus, no mustachioed man would want to stain his nice light blonde upper … Read more

Creepy Critters Rainbow River Sad Crying Unicorn Candle Holder Figurine

No one likes to cry alone, and with this crying unicorn candle holder, you’ll never have to shed a tear solo again. Simply light Rainbow River’s rainbow candle horn and watch the rivers of sympathy tears flow from her two majestic eyes. The longer Rainbow River cries, the more she becomes like a real horse. … Read more

These Bib and Teether Sets Turn Your Baby Into a Lumberjack or Fisherman

All babies are going to go through teething, so why not let them do so in style – as a lumberjack or fisherman…because those are stylish professions, right?! These teether sets include one cotton bib and a teether that is made of PVC-free silicone. Suitable for babies 3 months and older, this is the perfect … Read more