The Wrist Ruler is a leather wristband that doubles as a ruler, so if you’re ever stranded in the wilderness and you need to measure a stick for whatever reason, just take off your bracelet and start measuring. Perfect for the carpenter who forgot his ruler at home, measuring berries in the wild to see … Read more
Twas the time of Italian dunkers, the decision to eat barchetta or fiestada pizza, the fish sticks with some mashed taters, the sticks of cheese they called a meal, and the hamburger that just got pulled out of a bin of brown water. We then washed it down using a cup that looked like a … Read more
The Apollo 11 Sweatsuit is a pair of sweatpants and a sweatshirt that are almost an exact replica of the space suit that the astronauts from Apollo 11 wore to the moon, except, you know… in sweatsuit form. Quite similar to the SpaceLife space suit jacket, the Apollo 11 sweatsuit is perfect for lounging on … Read more
Do you suffer from cold calves or cankles? Do you not enjoy wearing pants or maybe prefer to wear short pants in the frigid cold of the winter? Are regular leg warmers just not hot enough for you? Well maybe you need to try out the heated leg warmer stockings. Powered from two USB cords … Read more
Taken from the classic scene from Predator where our hero Arnold Schwarzenegger has a fierce yet somewhat homosexual floating handshake arm wrestling match with Carl Weathers, the Predator ‘You Son of a Bitch’ Patch is perfect for throwing on your jacket or war vest to let them know just how extreme you can get. No … Read more
Too lazy to go out to a thrift store to purchase that ugly Christmas sweater for the party you’re going to this year? Well this t-shirt will allow you to take the lazy way out by making you look like a fat hairy ugly man that is stuffed into a sweater vest, which will give … Read more
The Johnnie Walker Oliver Sweeney leather brogue is a pair of leather shoes that contain a small cavity in the heel of the shoe to hold a secret bottle of booze that perfectly fits a Johnnie Walker red label miniature bottle, but will most likely fit most travel sized liquor bottles. Perfect for the classy … Read more
Do you ever find yourself out in the middle of nowhere with no tools on your person, and you’re in a situation where you just have to strip some wires or screw in some hex screws? Well lucky for you, today you wore your Kool Tool Belt. The Bison Designs Kool Tool Belt is a … Read more
Made by ToastyShades the Kelly Kapowski sunglasses are a pair of shades that have the babe herself printed on the lenses of the sunglasses so that wherever you’re looking people will assume you’re checking out Kelly Kapowski. Perfect for a trip to the beach, a ride into high school in your ’91 Mazda Miata, or … Read more
Do you ever wonder what the human body is made up of? You know, besides water, oxygen, a dirty old cheeseburger, and poop and stuff? Well now you can wear an ingredients list right on your body. The human body ingredients t-shirt is a shirt that lists out all of the most commonly found elements … Read more