Morning Head Hair Cap

You’ve woken up in a puddle of your own fecal, your mouth tastes like cottage cheese and pubic hairs, there are two naked men beside you, you feel violated, insecure, deathly ill, and a little curious about your sexuality. You have to work in 10 minutes, your hair is filled with poop juice, urine, and … Read more

Giant Flask Holds 1 Gallon Of Booze

Although the giant flask kind of defeats the purpose of carrying around a flask, the sasquatch flask as it is called can hold a whopping 128oz of your favorite booze to sneak haul into the next sporting event you attend, assuming you have a backpack wheelbarrow, and they don’t look into it. The giant flask … Read more