How pathetic and puny it would be if you were to just open your beer using some regular ol’ run-of-the-mill bottle opener, when you could classily reach into you wallet, pull out a stainless steel card, and open your beer using a elegant and epic mustache. The Man Card is a bottle opener card that … Read more
Pretty soon every item in the world will be made into a bottle opener. Our one purpose in this world is to consume beer, so why not make every object in the world a way to assist the sweet nectar of the gods to ooze its way down your throat. This baseball bottle opener is … Read more
You can now officially say that you’ve had a shower beer everyday, or at least soaked one up through your skin while in the shower. These Brew Soap Bars are made from actual beer, along with the same ingredients you’ll find in beer, including hop oils, leaves, and fragrances. The beer soap bars come with … Read more
Sometimes you just have to prescribe yourself some beer. This beer bottle opener looks just like a prescription pill bottle, except the bottom of the bottle allows you to push down on top of a beer bottle to open a beer. Pill addictions are no laughing matter, except when mixed with beer. Dr. Al Koholic … Read more
The one bad thing about most multi-tools now-a-days is that they are just too big, they either have to go in your wallet which make them harder to access, or they are just a massive key-chain that weighs down your whole life lugging it around in hopes of one day using it on something important. … Read more
If you’re like me or you’re a janitor you have 30 keys on your key-ring, and they constantly are stabbing you in the leg when you sit, lay, and roll around on the ground like a dog. Sure you could throw them in the garbage and never notice a difference since you don’t even know … Read more
Bart Simpson had one thing wrong, other than that terrible haircut. It was that massive slingshot that protruded out of his pocket for everyone to see. You can’t be a sneaky slingshotsman when your giant slingshot is hanging out of your pocket. You need a tiny slingshot that easily fits inside of your pocket for … Read more
The Coast Coasters are a set of coasters that feature ridged edges on one side of the coaster that represent either the East coast or the West coast of the United States, depending on which coast you purchase. Perfect for one who lives on either of the coasts, or one who strives to someday live … Read more
No they’re not lawn darts spoken by a guy from New Jersey, they’re lawn dots… Coasters that are meant for outdoor use, specifically grass where you can spike it into the ground to get a flat surface to set your drink on to. Similar to the lawn drink holders that spike into the ground and … Read more
Parodying Pink Floyd, arguably the best band ever, this t-shirt reads “Wish You Were Beer”, of course taken from the famous song “Wish You Were Here”. Perfect for beer lovers who also enjoy the sweet cradling indulgences of Pink Floyd, the Wish You Were Beer T-Shirt tells the person reading the shirt just how you … Read more