The shadow clock is a clock that has no hands, but instead has many lights that surround the clock that turn on in intervals and shine on a center piece that casts three different shadows with different lengths onto the face of the clock, representing the hour hand, minute hand, and second hand. The shadow … Read more
Whether you need to open tiny boxes, break into doll houses, or kill little zombie people, the mini crowbar keychain should assist you in pretty much any sort of basic daily task. Also great for more practical uses such as opening mail, hanging your keys on a ledge, using it as a screwdriver, opening packages, … Read more
The Ninja Star Coat Hanger is a ninja star that you can attach to your wall and hang your coats, hats, fanny packs, or satchels onto and pretend to be a Ninja, that is until you get a girlfriend, and she makes you take them down, along with all your posters of Michael Jordan, Ken … Read more
The diversion safe surge protector is a fake surge protector with a hidden compartment in it that can store your stuff that you would like to keep hidden from your wife, children, or mother. The hidden safe surge protector is great for hiding, drugs, money, jewlry, or strains of hair from the girl you are … Read more
Sometimes someone hands you a document that is so important that you just need to sign it in the most flamboyant, glamorous, and elaborate way possible. Using the butterfly knife pen is similar to saying a catchphrase as you slowly put on your sunglasses, instead as you’re about to sign a document, you slowly take … Read more
I can’t think of a better way to show your daughter how proud you are of her for getting an A+ on her spelling test then by making it appear you have stabbed it onto the fridge with a ninja knife. The Ninja Knife Magents come with a hole on the end of them so … Read more
If you don’t understand then move along, the 127.0.0.1 doormat is a product for nerds, losers and/or virgins only. Place this mat by your door and let it be a calling or a flag to all those who come to your home to let them know who you are and what you are capable of. … Read more
Why is it so hard to tell the time? Are you drunk? Probably, but moreso the reason is you are looking at a pixelated clock. If you want a clock that you have to look at quite carefully to tell what the time is, then the pixelated wall clock is for you. The pixel time … Read more
Did Thor himself just smash his hammer through your wall? No you silly goose, that’s just a night light. Isn’t there something ironic about a nightlight being as bad-ass and manly as Thor’s Hammer? That’s why I keep a My Little Pony night light on at all times in my bedroom, I don’t act tough, … Read more
The Bear Staple Remover allows you to remove your staples with a little bit of class, elegance, and animal sounds coming from your mouth with each staple removed. Although $70 may be steep for a staple remover, just think about how many times you will use this, probably one time to test it out, and … Read more