The Ambigram Door Hanger is a door hanger that says ‘Go Away’ if placed one way, and if you turn it around it says ‘Come In’. So depending on what you are doing inside the room, like filming an adult film, or having some “me” time, you may want to deter people from entering, otherwise … Read more
The filming porn door hanger is one of those hotel slides that you hang on your door when you are making sweet love and don’t want to be disturbed by the hotel maids, but instead of the text ‘Do Not Distrub’, this door hanger reads ‘Filming Porn – Quiet On The Set’, and even though … Read more
The face and butt soap bar is a two sided bar of soap that has the word ‘Face’ printed on one side and ‘Butt’ printed on the other, so that when you are showering or bathing you know what side is supoosed to clean what, and you don’t accidentally wash your face with the same … Read more
The PPShots toilet target stickers are adhesive photo protectors that let you place a picture of someone inside your toilet and use it for target practice while peeing or pooping. Whether you have an enemy at school and need to take your rage out while on the can, you hate your boss and want to … Read more
The I love crack whores bumper magnet is a bumper stick you can slap onto someones car without them knowing and show the world how much they love crack whores. The I love crack whores bumper stick is just one of many hilarious car magnets to choose from, other prank bumper magnets include ‘I Love … Read more
There’s nothing quite like taking a drunken trip to White Castle at 3 in the morning, walking through the drive-thru and ordering a crave-case that contains 30 hamburgers for you and your two friends to consume until you fall asleep with a hamburger in each hand, and wake up with soiled underpants, and the sweet … Read more
Sick of the puny arms of your regular fake boyfriend pillow? The muscular arm boyfriend pillow will protect you from everything your other fake boyfriend pillow could not, including but not limited to: scary movies, strange noises coming from the basement, ugly children, and rapists. The strong arm body pillow is a great gift for … Read more
Poo-Pourri is a bathroom spray that you actually spray into the toilet before you poop so that when your dumpings splash into the water, instead of the smell of death filling the room, it splashes up the Poo-Pourri spray and the room fills with smells of flowers, babies, fresh casserole, and not the smell of your … Read more
The mustache push pins are push pins you can use on your bulletin board and keep up pictures of your friends, foes, or family, and give them a mustache at the same time. What better way to remember grandma after her passing than to have her up on your wall with a mustache on? The … Read more
The I’m a Twat Mug is a coffee mug with the words “I’m a Twat” printed on the bottom of it so that when the victim takes a sip, everyone can see the words in big black bold text, except the stupid idiot taking a drinking from it. The I’m a twat mug is great … Read more