In today’s because why the hell not post, is the naked girl golf tees, which is exactly what it looks and sounds like, a set of golf tees that are shaped like little naked girl figures. The neck of the girl acts as the tee and I guess the ball would be the girls head. … Read more
In today’s ‘Because Why Not’ post, we have ‘tiny hands’ that act as little tiny hand extenders that will make it look like you have tiny hands, that is assuming you’re wearing a long-sleeved shirt. Perfect to tell people to ‘Take My Hand’ as an ode to Chris Elliot’s brilliant character in Scary Movie 2, … Read more
The giant big red party cup is a huge version of the red solo cup that you most likely drank out of when attending keggers in college, or are currently using to drink out of and claiming as your fine china. Whether you’re looking to drink an outrageous amount of beer, play giant beer pong … Read more
In your twenties when it’s your birthday, you don’t usually care too much about birthday cake, birthday presents, or really people even showing up to your birthday party, all you really care about is getting hammered drunk. So why waste a whole cake to lite some birthday candles on top of when you could just … Read more
Aptly named ‘Effing Soap’, this bar of soap starts off with the words ‘Live Laugh Love’ inscribed onto the top of it, but once you start to use it, the soap slowly fades away to reveal the word ‘FUCK’ written in large red bold text. Perfect to play a long con prank on your friend … Read more
There was always something quite satisfying about dropping a stink bomb in the middle of a large crowd. To just sit back and watch the crowd disperse in disgust as their nostrils become slowly filled with a wretched stench so foul the hairs in their nose start to burn off. This prank candle allows you … Read more
A perfect birthday gift for a friend that lives far away, or maybe you just don’t like them that much, this guy will record a short video of himself lathering his fat belly with ketchup and mustard while singing happy birthday to your friend for the small price of $18.79. Simply tell him the names … Read more
The Pooping Dogs Calendar is a calendar that features a new beautiful photo of a dog pooping each month. Perfect for dog owners, dog lovers, or people who just love watching dogs poop, the pooping dogs calendar is sure to brighten up your otherwise dreary and depressing office that seems inexplicably vacant of pooping dog … Read more
Similar to the moldy lunch bags, the sandwich bags with bugs are plastic lunch bags that have an image of a bug on them so that it looks like your sandwich has a giant cockroach on it. No longer will Bill the obese guy from accounting steal your sandwich every day (depending on how hungry … Read more
The giant mustache magnet is indeed a giant mustache that you can slap on to your refrigerator when having a mustache themed party, on your car to give it a little personality, or on your washing machine in case the wife wants a mustache ride. Measuring 27 inches long, the mustache is sure to stick to … Read more