Steak Wrapping Paper

The Steak Wrapping Paper Set is a set of wrapping paper that after being wrapped, your gift will resemble a juicy steak straight from the butcher. Giftcouture, also the makers of the Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper, create unique wrapping paper sets that coordinate together to make conceptualized themese and sets of wrapping paper. The steak wrapping … Read more

Drumstick Pencils

Perfect for the drummer in the family or anyone who really likes to annoy people, the drumstick pencil is a regular pencil on one side, and shaped like a drumstick on the other. The only downside is there is no eraser, but hey, a drummer has no regrets in life so why would he need … Read more

Send Animal Shit In The Mail

Choose between cow, elephant, or gorilla shit that comes in 1 quart or 1 gallon sizes to send to someone through the mail as a gag gift. Got fired? Send your old boss a box of shit. Girlfriend broke up with you? Send her some gorilla shit. Your friend’s birthday? Shit him. Your grandma died? … Read more

Poop Soap

Why use a regular, white, clean, bar of soap, that maybe has a hair on it, when you can grasp your filthy hands around a piece of poop with some corn in it. This is a real bar of soap that will actually clean your hands, but you know, its poop. Great gift for Grandma!