The “You Have Just Been Poisoned” drinking glass, is a drinking glass with the words “You Have Just Been Poisoned” sketched into the bottom of the glass, so that once they are done drinking their poison, the glass will notify them of their impending death. The seller of this drinking glass will also let you … Read more
No longer will you have to sit through those dreaded boring meetings sober. With the flask tie just fill up the tie you are wearing with your favorite hard alcohol before work, and before you know it, it will either be the end of the day, or you’ll wake up in a jail cell with … Read more
Sometimes it’s hard to measure the correct amount of pasta for the amount of people about to consume it. The I could eat a horse pasta measurer, lets you measure out your pasta in 4 different portions. Child size, man size, fat woman on diet size, and I could eat a horse, which is the … Read more
The pitcher with udders is, you guessed it, a pitcher that has an inner lining resembling cow udders, and is great for drinking milk, or using for a creamer cup, but is terribly useless and wouldn’t make any sense for any other kind of liquid poured into it, unless you just feel like being whacky … Read more
The Eggxactly is basically a toaster for eggs that lets you make hard boiled eggs without using boiling water in a pan, and uses 1% of the energy it would normally take using a pan and water. With the water free egg toaster it as easy to make a hard boiled egg as it is … Read more
Sometimes the simplest of things make the greatest enhancements to mankinds struggle on this organic spaceship that circles the sun. Humans have struggled with trying to balance deep fried tortillas upright on their plate for generations with little success. This revolutionary new product takes the characteristics of a plate, and the stylings of a holding … Read more
I heard from someone that people will occasionally not finish a bottle of wine after they open it, and try to save the wine for a later date. Although this practice seems foreign and odd to me, if this unfortunate event were to present itself to me, I would luckily have the Air Cork Wine … Read more
The tampon flask is a tube that you can fill with liquor and then put into a fake tampon wrapper and smuggle into sports events, music festivals, concerts, church, etc… The tampon flask comes in a pack of 5 tampons that are refillable and have a resealable, leak proof cap, and will certainly never be … Read more
The chalkboard beer mug is a tall beer mug that has a chalkbaord surface that you can write on with chalk. No longer will you forget who’s drink is whose, just write your name on it, go to the bathroom, and creeper guys will know exactly what cup to roofie, so in a way the … Read more
No the GrOpener is not some creepy groping device, it’s a bottle opener that allows you to open bottles of beer with one hand. Why waste fractions of a second to take time away from your other hand, whatever it is it may be doing, to actually hold the beer while you open it, when you … Read more