omadmin Now-a-days everyone is way too connected to each other, with the help of a new app called Cloak you can hide from everyone and be the hermit you’ve always wanted to be. Cloak lets you input people you know such as exes, co-workers, or just people you hate to talk to or run in to … Read more
The grenade tire valve caps are caps for your tire valves on your car that are shaped just like mini grenades and if there are still kids around like when I was young, don’t expect to have them on your tires for more than a few days before they are stolen. For some reason when … Read more
Sometimes Apple’s design decisions compromise the usability of the actual device, it may look pretty, but actually terrible to use, such as the iMacs USB ports. Yes they are gross to look at but when you want to use them they are a pain, you have to actually stand up (ugh), turn the iMac in … Read more
The lock and roll under bed safe is a personal safe that you can use to store drugs candy, porn sports magazines, and sex toys G.I. Joes to keep them hidden from your parents, or to keep things safe from your children like drugs, porn, or sex toys. The lock and roll safe uses a … Read more
Those damn kids, why can’t they just stay off your lawn? Try scaring them away using the hippo lawn sculpture. Just place it in your lawn and the next time some stupid ugly child comes wandering through your well-kept lawn, hopefully the hippo will scare them badly enough to not come back on your lawn … Read more
The Petego Springlead bicycle leash is a device that you can attach to your bike so that you can go on a bike ride with your stuffed animals without having to worry about them running in front of the bike, or pulling you off your bike while you hold the leash in your hand. Now … Read more
Instead of going to buy firewood at the gas station like a lazy slob, why don’t you try doing some work yourself and split some logs up to provide warmth for your family. Well, luckily you won’t have to do too much work since you are using the Vipukirves wood splitting axe, which uses magic physics … Read more
Sometimes you need to use your belt buckle for purposes other than drinking, and holding your pants up below your fat gut, like killing, widdling, and stabbing, luckily you’ve worn your belt buckle knife. The belt buckle knife by the Bowen Knife Company is a belt that looks inconspicuous to the untrained eye, but when … Read more
The vintage bicycle playing cards are a set of 1800 series cards that are pre-distressed so they look like they are from the 1800’s and were used in a poker game where someone was shot underneath the table with a shotgun, and a little bit of blood got on the cards, then were repackaged, sealed … Read more
The Hotman is a pot holder that is designed to look like a man on his back holding up your pot using all of his strength and keeping it from scolding and destroying your cheap and terrible kitchen counter, seeing as you couldn’t have updgraded to the granite counter tops. Made from iron and hangs … Read more