omadmin The cat in the crotch leggings is a pair of women’s leggings that has a picture of a pussy cat right near the nether-regions of the woman (or weird man) that is wearing them. Why wear regular leggings that add nothing to your style, a cat makes everything better, so when you are walking towards … Read more
What better gift for your dog than one that makes him look like an idiot. The big smile dog toy is a squeaky toy that is shaped somewhat like a pacifier, where it has a nubbin for your dog to chew on and stick in his mouth while it makes him look like he has … Read more
Make your baby be the baddest of asses amongst his “friends” that he gets placed next to at daycare, let him show the bitches at daycare who takes care of business and tells that nanny when nap time is, let the rest of the babies know where to get your black market mid-afternoon snacks that … Read more
The watermelon tent is probably not the safest thing to camp out in, because bears love watermelon, so says a guy I know… Built to withstand extreme weather conditions, the watermelon tent is one of many digitally printed waterproof canopies by FieldCandy that cover one of their classic ‘A’ frame storm tents underneath it. The … Read more
Korner is a cheap home security system which you use with your smartphone that anyone can afford (probably). How it works is, you stick sensors on to the corners of your doors and windows that you want to protect against intrusions, stick a dongle into the back of your router, and once it senses an … Read more
Why go to all that trouble installing a full sized fireplace in your house when you could just smash a hole in your wall and throw in a wall mounted fireplace, it’s literally that easy, trust me, I’m a fire place installer guy. No longer will you have to worry about how much wood you … Read more
Acting as pretty much the opposite of an actual wind turbine, the desktop wind turbine actually uses power, and has no real use at all other than looking cool and making you look like you care about things like the planet, and protecting the environment, when in reality you are just blatantly wasting power. The … Read more
The robot slippers are giant bootie style slippers that make robot sounds every time you take a step, and is sure to piss off your wife while putting a smile on your face every time you get up to get a beer. The robot slippers make sounds such as “vrrrrrr”, “clank”, and so on, and … Read more
The micro solar car is a miniature solar powered car that has a solar panel that covers the entire roof of the car and powers the car when placed under direct sunlight or shined with a bright flashlight. The car will continue to run as long as it is in direct light, once it reaches … Read more
What better way to take a shower than to have Slothzilla watching over you while you bathe, fighting away the planes and people that just want to take advantage of him to exploit his entertainment value and laziness. The sloth shower curtain is made from polyester, comes with 12 plastic hooks to attach to your … Read more