It’s time for the annual Zombie Pub Crawl, you have no costume prepared, what do you do? The instant zombie attack shirt is a shirt that you can slip on and instantly look like you were attacked by a zombie and have therefore become a zombie yourself, searching the earth for brains. The zombie shirt … Read more
Eat like a pirate in the morning with your eggs shaped like a skull. That is how pirates eat breakfast right? Their mommy makes them eggs with an egg shaper and serves them two slices of bacon as the crossbones? The skull shaped eggs maker will take two eggs and make them into the shape … Read more
The zombie pen holder is “supposedly” a “dead” zombie that is laying on the ground because your pen is sticking out of it’s chest. I find it hard to believe a Zombie would be incapacitated because of a simple pen sticking out of it’s chest, I could see if the pen was sticking out of it’s … Read more
As if a zombie would ever need to, or know how to hold up a light or lantern, the zombie solar powered light defies zombie logic by needing a lantern to see in the dark. But why not light up your unkept garden or lawn with the zombie solar powered light, and scare away the … Read more
The Zombie Bottle Opener is a bottle opener that resembles a zombie, and if you couldn’t figure that out from reading the title and/or viewing the image, then you should probably just leave now. The zombies are hand crafted and hand painted by local artists, and so no two zombie bottle openers will look exactly … Read more
Whether you need to chop some wood, widdle a stick, thin some brush, or kill some zombies, the Gerber Gator Machette will do the trick. At a length of 16.5 inches and weighing 18oz. the Gerber Gator Machette / Zombie Survival Tool will increase your manhood by at least 43%-48%. If you don’t instantly grow … Read more
Make it look like you have a bloody wound on the side of your waist. But with the text “I’m Fine”, people can be rest assured, you will easily be able to walk it off.