Easy Open Key Chain Ring

I think one of the greatest feelings in the world is when your fingernail bends backwards. There’s just something about it when your fingernail slowly tears away from your skin underneath and then snaps back and you can see a visible crease on your nail. Basically what I’m getting at, is, if you are into … Read more

SleepPhones Headphones Headband

The SleepPhones headphones headband is a new innovative headband that has a set of headphones inside of them so you can listen to music, podcasts, white-noise, meditation audio, or cult chants while you sleep, without making your ears bleed while wearing ear buds. The headphones headband comes in a plethora of colors to chose from … Read more

One Trip Grocery Bag Holder Clip

Is the grocery bag holder clip the greatest invention of all time? Most likely. Will I ever use it? Most likely not. How can I prove my macho-ism and carry in 15 bags in one trip, when I am just using this grocery bag clip meant for grannies, weaklings, and puny nerdlings. At the end … Read more

Bookmark With a Hand

The bookmark with a hand (or handy bookmark), is, well… a bookmark with a hand on it that will help you remember where you left off in a book, not only which page you were on, but exactly which word or paragraph you were on. Sometimes I am reading a book and decide to stop … Read more

Tampon Flash Drive

Ladies, I think it’s safe to say that whatever is on that flash drive is safe from the eyes from men everywhere, except from, you know… those weirdos. The Tampon Flash Drive is high-speed USB 2.0, is Windows and Mac compatible, made of plastic, and comes in 2GB, 4GB, and 8GB sizes, the 2GB being … Read more

Hairy Legs Stockings

The hairy legs stockings is a product from China that is meant to deter rapists. The hairy legs stockings were trending on China’s microblogging service Sina Weibo (similar to Twitter), and we have been unable to gather if this is an actual product for sale, or just something someone made. I can only hope to … Read more