Long Nose Venetian Mask

Whether you are looking to appear creepier than usual everwhere you go, stand awkwardly on a street corner for a few hours, are starting your own sex cult after watching Eyes Wide Shut, or just looking for your next Halloween costume, the long nosed Venetian Mask should suit your needs nicely. This basic mask comes … Read more

Pooping Garden Gnome

Liven up your yard or garden with a gnome that is defecating on your shrubberies. Made of durable plastic, the squatting gnome measures 5 inches tall and is sure to offend your elderly neighbors while they work on their immaculate lawn that no one cares about, while your across the street with 12 inch high weeds … Read more

40oz of Gallium Melting Metal

Gallium is a chemical element (Ga) that is a solt silver metallic metal and has a melting point that is just above room temperature. If held long enough, the Gallium metal will melt right in your hand as it’s melting point is 85.57 degrees fahrenheit. Now you can go around and literally explode people’s minds as … Read more

Censor Block Sunglasses

Whether you are hiding your face from from the paparazzi because you are so popular, or shielding your hideous face from society because it is so grotesque, the Censor Block Sunglasses are for you. Theses glasses are great for looking important while you stand on the outside perimeter of the VIP area at your local dance club, petting … Read more

iPhone Ghost EMF Detector

Find out if you have a haunted house, or ghosts roaming around with the Mr. Ghost EMF Detector. Just plug the detector into your iPhone’s headphone jack, download the app, and you’re ready to do some ghost hunting. The app will show you if any electromagnetic radiation found in your house. Mr Ghost detects a … Read more

This Hinge Printed Packing Tape Makes It Look Like Your Package Has Doors That Open

Give the illusion that your packages have hinges on them with the hinge printed packaging tape. The tape unique and funny packing tape is 50mm wide and 30 meters long and is sure to make the boring process of sending a package your favorite part of the day. Plus, for those that receive the package it’ll … Read more

Slit Wrist Bracelet

Pretend your wrists are slit with the slit wrist bracelet, since apparently that’s “cool” now-a-days. Fashioned from solid brass and coated with thick glossy enamel, the slit wrist bracelet is sure to get you accepted into the emo clique at school.  After this bracelet run’s it’s “cool” course, I suggest the next fad become shooting … Read more