Do you want to annoy every one of your neighbors and make your bike riding slower, harder, and have more drag? In just 5 minutes of installing the Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust System, you can have all those things. The exhaust noice maker is a little device that you attach to your bike and will drag … Read more
Did Thor himself just smash his hammer through your wall? No you silly goose, that’s just a night light. Isn’t there something ironic about a nightlight being as bad-ass and manly as Thor’s Hammer? That’s why I keep a My Little Pony night light on at all times in my bedroom, I don’t act tough, … Read more
Whether you want to doodle on the ground as you ride your bike, find your way home after a long drunken bike ride, or want to keep track of where your child is at the moment, the Chalk Trail Bike Attachment will do the trick. The Chalktrail is an attachment you can put on any … Read more
The squirt gun umbrella is a concept designed by London based designer Alex Woolley, and is an umbrella that has a reservoir on the top of it that collects water and funnels it down to the squirt gun handle of the umbrella. You can then squirt all the people that don’t have umbrellas with them, … Read more
While your child is playing in the bath tub why not have them recreate the scenes from Titanic where a terrifying and gruesome ship wreck caused the deaths of 1,500 people? The sinking Titanic ship bathtub stopper comes with a chain that allows the ship to float right on the top of the water, and allows you … Read more
If there’s something every pool needs, it’s a rock climbing wall! Luckily, this company called Aquaclimb makes just that! They make custom rock climbing walls for every kind of pool, and if you fall, you just fall right into the water. The AquaClimb pool rock climbing wall is made of a transparent climbing surface, with … Read more
The Build-On Brick Mug is a coffee mug with the ability to attach building blocks to the outer surface of the mug. The Lego mug is compatible with Legos, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, and Knex Bricks. Now you can build something completely offensive sticking off of your coffee mug and make your co-workers look at … Read more
Are you fat, lazy, and have a dog? Then the K-9 Kannon Ball Launcher is for you! Why go to all the work of having to bend down, pick a ball up, bend your arm backwards, then forward in a rapidly accelerating rate, then releasing the ball at just the right time so that it … Read more
Jump 7 feet in the air, run at speeds up to 20mph, and experience your first broken bone with the Poweriser Power Jumping Stilts. Made with the highest quality of construction materials, the Power Jumping Stilts are great for exercise, competition, or just looking foolish in general.
Become Jesus with the WaterMat and walk on water. The Watermat allows up to 1,200lbs of fatness to stand upon it’s 6′ x 18′ rubbery goodness. The 1.25” thick WaterMat is easily transported when rolled up and only weights 30lbs.