The pocket chainsaw is a string of chainsaw teeth that you use manually by wrapping around a tree and pulling back and forth with your hands, and is by far the manliest way to chop down a tree other than hacking at it with the side of your hand, or maybe chewing it down like a beaver. … Read more
The Screwpop is a keychain that has many different functions, one version includes a flashlight on the end of it, and the other version includes a stash case to keep money, drugs, or Flintstones vitamins in to keep dry and air tight. Both versions include a bottle opener, as well as an integrated clip that … Read more
The foldable shovel and pickaxe is great to have on hand for when you need to dig a quick hole that is around 6 feet long by 2 feet wide, great for gettng leverage on a ~180 pound object to shove in to said hole, and great for shoveling the dirt back into the hole … Read more
The Prop Power extension cord is a flexible extension cord that you can wrap around items such as a ladder, bench, or child to give you easier access and mobility with your power tools. No longer will you need a dangerous extension cord dangling from your roof like a zip line, just wrap the Prop … Read more
You’re a man, we all know it, just look at you pounding those pins into the wall to hang those flower paintings up wherever your wife tells you to. Men get thirsty when they are doing this kind of manly work. Now if only there was a way to quickly crack a brew open without … Read more
Incase you ever need to know precisely how fast the wind is blowing you, the Vaavud Smartphone Wind Meter is for you. Whether you are a meteorologist looking to measures wind speeds for the weather, a golfer looking to hit the green, or a CIA agent looking to precisely bomb a village, the Vaavud smartphone … Read more
The pocket monkey is a super skinny, light-weight tool that you can fit right into your wallet that has 12 different functions built right into it, so if you ever find yourself lost and stranded in the forest, take solace in the fact that you have your pocket monkey tool with you, and you will … Read more
Whether you need to open tiny boxes, break into doll houses, or kill little zombie people, the mini crowbar keychain should assist you in pretty much any sort of basic daily task. Also great for more practical uses such as opening mail, hanging your keys on a ledge, using it as a screwdriver, opening packages, … Read more
The gun shaped screwdriver is a power drill that resembles a snub nosed revolver and is a great tool for children to play with outside with their friends alone, a travel tool that fits perfectly in a carry on luggage suitcase, or a tool that you can fit inside your belt line that you can … Read more
Often times I think how great it would be if I could just hang shit on my light switch. Like why can’t I hang my hammer onto my light switch… with MAGNETS! Hammer’s don’t belong in your toolbox with the rest of your tools, your hammer belongs on your light switch hanging via magnets. The … Read more