Sure you could always use a fancy bottle opener that you can pick up and pry the bottle top open with weak little girl arms, but there is really no fun in that. The Edge Opener is a bottle opener that attaches to the edge of any counter, table, or surface that allows you to … Read more
The Wrist Ruler is a leather wristband that doubles as a ruler, so if you’re ever stranded in the wilderness and you need to measure a stick for whatever reason, just take off your bracelet and start measuring. Perfect for the carpenter who forgot his ruler at home, measuring berries in the wild to see … Read more
Sometimes you don’t know you want to go fishing until you’re on the shore of a lake thinking to yourself, “Why the hell didn’t I bring my rod?”. Now instead of catching some fish you have to have a conversation with your in-laws about funeral plans for some Uncle you don’t care about. The Docooler … Read more
The RingTool is a circular compact tool-kit that you can connect right to your key ring to have an array of tools right at your fingertips at all times. Originally designed for bicyclists to carry around to fix their bikes in an emergency, the RingTool’s uses apply far beyond just bikes as it has a … Read more
Black electrical tape is the one of the biggest culprits among the tape community that infringes on our right to see where the end of the tape is, second to none other than that big role of clear packaging tape you have stuffed into the back of some drawer somewhere. It will literally take me … Read more
The Magnatip is a small magnetic attachment that you can attach to the end of your tape measure and will allow you to stick it to metallic surfaces and make your measuring duties that much easier. No longer will you will you have to worry about measuring alone without a measuring buddy to hold the … Read more
The compass side table is an actual working giant compass that has a stand made out of rope, and is perfect for sailors, outdoors-men, or just people who just always need to know what direction is north. Do you or a house-mate suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder and need to have every furniture item in … Read more
The Bent Wrench Hooks by FreakofMetal are coat hooks that are made out of actual wrenches that are heated up to a temperature similar to liquid hot magma and then bent into a hook shape. Finally you have a way of showing the world just how manly you are, even though you don’t know how to … Read more
The spy bolt is a secret storage safe that is a hollowed out bolt and is an updated version that the Soviet KGB used during the civil war to transport secret micro-film, coded messages, or probably little samples of vodka to keep warm on those cold nights out in the Siberian Tundra. Perfect for hiding … Read more
The Thumb Saver is a magnetic device that will pick up and hold your nail for you while you hammer so that you you won’t bash your thumb in with your terrible hammer aiming skills. No longer will you need to peel your black crusty fingernail from your grubby sausage finger once your finger starts … Read more