The ‘She Wants The D T-Shirt’ is a humorous sexual innuendo, because, you see, the key on the piano that is highlighted is actually the D key, and when you say ‘She wants the D’, you are usually referring to your genitalia. Now what this shirt does is make it look like you are referring … Read more
Your brother deserves a little recoginition, he is not the worst human you have ever interacted with, but then again certainly nowhere near the best person neither, so why not get him a t-shirt to recognize his okayness in this world, let him know that he is quite fair, that your stance on his life … Read more
Your sister deserves a little recognition, she is not the worst human you have ever interacted with, but then again certainly nowhere near the best person neither, so why not get her a t-shirt to recognize her okayness in this world, let her know that she is quite fair, that your stance on her life … Read more
Similar to other lazy costumes such as the Instant Zombie T-Shirt or the 1970’s Hairy Chest T-Shirt, the Back To the Future Vest T-Shirt is a costume for the laziest of people who don’t want to take time out of their day putting on make-up, finding the right articles of clothing that match and fit … Read more
It’s a fact that no one hates a sloth, they’re cute, they’re weird, they’re lazy, and they’re awesome. The Ask Me Why I’m Lazy shirt is a t-shirt with the aforementioned text on the front, and once someone reads your shirt you are supposed to flop the front of your shirt over your head like … Read more
How ironic that booze is the primary reason that you are pregnant, and now that you are pregnant, you can not drink the booze. Let the world know of your terrible life of sobriety with the 8 Months Sober pregnancy t-shirt. If you are really into it, the x months sober shirt comes in 6 … Read more
The Faux Real Boys 1970’s Hairy Chest T-Shirt is for boys aged 2-7 and is sure to be a hit with the ladies. Sporting the fluffed hamburger meat protruding from the collar, the gold peace chain necklace, the ultra retro suede vest, and the golden aviators, those diapers will be dropping to the floor the … Read more
Make it look like you have a bloody wound on the side of your waist. But with the text “I’m Fine”, people can be rest assured, you will easily be able to walk it off.