Twas the time of Italian dunkers, the decision to eat barchetta or fiestada pizza, the fish sticks with some mashed taters, the sticks of cheese they called a meal, and the hamburger that just got pulled out of a bin of brown water. We then washed it down using a cup that looked like a … Read more
What happens when the letters S and T say hi? Shit happens. The ‘S-HI-T’ t-shirt is a shirt that features the capital letters ‘S’ and ‘T’ with cartoonish hands and feet and they are waving and saying hi to each other. By doing so this places a speech bubble saying Hi in the middle of … Read more
Some people just like to live in the past and don’t like changes. Even though technology has increased ten fold, graphics on video games have gone from looking like a potato viewed through Mr. Magoo’s glasses to looking like real life or what we think is real life, assuming life isn’t just one big simulation … Read more
Why do you think they make the can so thin when their biggest clientele is the chubby and obese with much fatter hands than normal. Hands that are so fat that if they attempt to reach a Pringle towards the bottom of the can that they will surely get stuck. It must be part of … Read more
It’s a well known fact that bad-asses don’t turn around to look at explosions happening behind them as they walk away from it, well the same can be said for cats. The ‘Catsplosion’ t-shirt depicts a rather guilty looking feline walking away from an explosion that he or she may or may not have caused. … Read more
The Spidey-Sense T-Shirt is a shirt that has a sensor on the back of it that will detect motion within 5 feet behind you. Once it senses someone it will send a vibration to the back of your neck so that you will always know when dangerous rapists are lurking behind you. To work it, … Read more
This t-shirt has a hidden message on it, when just looking at it straight it just says some gibberish “EIIGY POCR OFF”, but when you pinch the sides of the -shirt where the dots are on the side of the word POCR, and bring it up a few inches to the other dots on the … Read more
Do you ever wonder what the human body is made up of? You know, besides water, oxygen, a dirty old cheeseburger, and poop and stuff? Well now you can wear an ingredients list right on your body. The human body ingredients t-shirt is a shirt that lists out all of the most commonly found elements … Read more
A t-shirt like this comes around once in a lifetime, a shirt so glorious it makes you weep just thinking about taking it off. Show your devotion to the late Dear Leader Kim Jong Il by sporting this heroic t-shirt. Sure he’s enslaved thousands, owned work camps a-plenty, and is hated world-wide, but just look … Read more
Become Archer anytime you please by putting on the Archer suit long sleeve shirt, which is a t-shirt made to look like an exact replica of Archer’s suit. Officially licensed from the TV show, this Archer costume will have everyone hating you at the party you attend after you fully adopt the personality, charm, and charisma … Read more