These pencil shoes are a pair of women’s shoes that look just like pencils. With the front of them white that go into black to resemble the sharpened end of the pencil along with the lead, the middle of them yellow to be the standard #2 pencil’s color with a few green stripes on the … Read more
These shoes have a keyboard imprinted onto the bottom of them, and similar to the Follow Me Bring Beer sandals they will most likely leave a trail wherever you go. Except when you follow this trail, instead of being led to a place with beer for you to drink, you will be led to a … Read more
Sometimes it’s hard to slip out of your Timberland’s when you walk inside, not just because it takes a while to unlace them, but because they just look so damn good on you. Luckily you’re feet won’t have to be bare for long as you can slip right back into them when you get home, … Read more
You can never call yourself a true tennis fan until you’ve draped yourself in tennis ball felt, similar to George Costanza and velvet. Just think of how amazing the feeling of tennis balls being rubbed all over your body might feel. Unfortunately there is no robe made from tennis ball felt just yet, but there … Read more
The Johnnie Walker Oliver Sweeney leather brogue is a pair of leather shoes that contain a small cavity in the heel of the shoe to hold a secret bottle of booze that perfectly fits a Johnnie Walker red label miniature bottle, but will most likely fit most travel sized liquor bottles. Perfect for the classy … Read more
The Flint Laces are a pair of shoe laces that you can use in case of an emergency to start a fire with if you are otherwise incapable of starting one. Maybe you forgot your matches at home, maybe it just rained and all your matches are wet, or maybe you’re stranded in the woods … Read more
The Boulder Boot is a collapsible pair of boots that are great for when you are traveling and need to preserve space in your luggage for cheeseburgers, dead babies, and cocaine. No longer will you need to play a game of tetris while trying to fit a pair of huge boots into your bag, just … Read more
Pefect when worn with the Hairy Legs Stockings, the hairy feet slippers are a pair of plush slippers that make it look like you have hobbit feet, and will help distract people from how hairy your knuckles are and how they drag on the floor when you walk. The hairy hobbit feet slippers are for … Read more
The Follow Me Bring Beer flip flops have text on the bottom of the sandals that imprint words in the sand as you walk. These sandals are a great way to get a laugh at the beach, or attract a new stalker. The bring beer sandals are constructed from 4 layers of comfortable EVA foam, and … Read more
The Bear feet slippers fit Mens shoes 9 to 12 and womens feet sized 7 to 9. Slip into Homer Simpson’s favorite pair of slippers while you laze on your couch in your underwear, strangling your son, while resting your beer on your gut, all while you should be working.