Worlds Best Analrapist Coffee Mug

In light of the new season of Arrested Development, there is no better time to purchase a World’s Best Analrapist mug. Don’t blow yourself waiting for this deal, prove to yourself you’re a man’s man, don’t prematurely shoot your wad and leave yourself with a mess on your hands, give yourself some time for a … Read more

1,550 Live Ladybugs

Release these ladybugs in your garden to protect against unwanted insect intruders, or you could also let them loose in your house and become Lord of the ladybugs, or you could always just walk around the neighborhood naked with 1,550 ladybugs attached to you.

The Pop-up Book Of Phobias

The Pop-up Book of Phobias is a great gift for someone who suffers from panphobia. Includes tons of great phobias, such as clowns, heights, speaking in public, spiders, needles, and much more. Unfortunately midgets and fat people didn’t make the cut. View a video going through the whole book below.