White Castle Hamburger Scented Candle

There’s nothing quite like taking a drunken trip to White Castle at 3 in the morning, walking through the drive-thru and ordering a crave-case that contains 30 hamburgers for you and your two friends to consume until you fall asleep with a hamburger in each hand, and wake up with soiled underpants, and the sweet … Read more

Ask Me Why I’m Lazy Sloth Shirt

It’s a fact that no one hates a sloth, they’re cute, they’re weird, they’re lazy, and they’re awesome. The Ask Me Why I’m Lazy shirt is a t-shirt with the aforementioned text on the front, and once someone reads your shirt you are supposed to flop the front of your shirt over your head like … Read more

Grammar Police Badge Patch

You’re spelling is fantastic, we all know it, you let us know evertime you read somethin, so why not put a badge onto you’re jacket that will signify to others that if there in need of spelling asistance or grammer help, you are the person to go to in a emergency. This badge will let … Read more