Muscular Arm Boyfriend Pillow

Sick of the puny arms of your regular fake boyfriend pillow? The muscular arm boyfriend pillow will protect you from everything your other fake boyfriend pillow could not, including but not limited to: scary movies, strange noises coming from the basement, ugly children, and rapists. The strong arm body pillow is a great gift for … Read more

Cheeseburger Earmuffs

You love cheeseburgers, we get it. We can tell by your walrus like physique, your sweaty body, and your poor posture. Well now in addition to piling greasy cheeseburgers into your pregnant sized belly, you can wrap them around your ears to keep you warm during those harsh Canadian winters. The cheeseburger earmuffs are earmuffs … Read more

Flying Fuck Helicopter

The flying fuck helicopter is a remote controlled helicopter that you can fly around whenever you are feeling like you just don’t give a fuck. Are you at a sales conference? Fly the flying fuck helicopter into the middle of a presentation going on. Are you at a music festival? Offend all the peace loving … Read more