Similar to the I’m a Twat Mug, which sneakily lets everyone know the drinker of the mug is a twat. The CUNT UNT mug smugly lets everyone know, in large bold letters, that the drinker of the mug went to the University of North Texas. The CUNT UNT mug is great for those people that are proud to be … Read more
WIth the big boobs salt and pepper shakers you get to have a new salt and pepper set to add seasoning to your foods, and you get to class up your already stunning apartment with a naked lady that sits in your kitchen, ready to be groped and shaken over your food. The big boobs … Read more
The condom sleeping bag is a sleavey, tubey, condom looking sleeping bag that comes with a pillow that looks like a condom wrapper, so while you’re sleeping you can just think of yourself as a tiny littler sperm. The condom sleeping bag and pillow are just a life-sized reminder to wrap it up before you … Read more
The I’m a Twat Mug is a coffee mug with the words “I’m a Twat” printed on the bottom of it so that when the victim takes a sip, everyone can see the words in big black bold text, except the stupid idiot taking a drinking from it. The I’m a twat mug is great … Read more
Great for smokers ages 8 and up, the Donkey Cigarette Dispenser will hold on to your smokes for you until you dispense one from the balloon knot of the donkey. Just push down on the donkey’s ears and a cigarette will slowly slide it’s way out through the hole located at or around the donkeys … Read more
In light of the new season of Arrested Development, there is no better time to purchase a World’s Best Analrapist mug. Don’t blow yourself waiting for this deal, prove to yourself you’re a man’s man, don’t prematurely shoot your wad and leave yourself with a mess on your hands, give yourself some time for a … Read more
Open your bottles with a little class using a sexy leg bottle opener. The leg is also a magnet so you can just leave it on your refrigerator until more booze needs to be consumed. Measuring roughly 7 centimeters tall this bottle opener is sure to be a hit at your next party, as well … Read more
Cook your man his dinner with some class, and wear the sexy lingerie apron while your slaving away at that meal. What will be even sexier is when you are done cooking, you do the dishes while wearing the apron, and then after that you can sweep and mop the floor, all while looking super … Read more
There are two reasons anyone would ever need to use this camera lens. 1.) When you are secretly attempting to collect and report information on a subject. 2.) When you want to creepily take pictures of girls in their bikinis at the beach. I’m not here to judge, but odd’s are you using it for … Read more
Yo mama so fat… that these are her underwear… It’s late… The Big Mama Undies measure in at fat x fat, and would be a great prank to use for a groom taking off his brides garter, assuming the bride is not already overweight then that would just be cruel.