If you take a picture of a nipple and place it over the exact nipple your covering, is it still illegal to walk around town? If you censored women’s nipples with a picture of a man’s nipple would it be ok to be shown on television? What are the purpose of men’s nipples? These are … Read more
Similar to the have a nice day middle finger mug, this is basically the exact opposite, where instead of flipping the bird to strangers as you take a sip of your coffee, you are giving yourself the middle finger, which I’m not sure why anyone would want to do that… Unless your giving it as … Read more
Similar to Sex Panther Cologne which 60% of the time, it works every time, Sure Fuck cologne works 100% of the time, as its name suggests. Not only does using this cologne guarantee you getting some action, but you also get a free condom so that you don’t accidentally create a baby you, which this … Read more
The herb grinding watch is a wrist watch that doubles as an “herb” grinder, and is great for all of your “herb” grinding needs. The watch has two pieces, the face of the watch which is detachable, and the wrist band, which has the other end of the grinder, just detach the face, throw in … Read more
The filming porn door hanger is one of those hotel slides that you hang on your door when you are making sweet love and don’t want to be disturbed by the hotel maids, but instead of the text ‘Do Not Distrub’, this door hanger reads ‘Filming Porn – Quiet On The Set’, and even though … Read more
The I love crack whores bumper magnet is a bumper stick you can slap onto someones car without them knowing and show the world how much they love crack whores. The I love crack whores bumper stick is just one of many hilarious car magnets to choose from, other prank bumper magnets include ‘I Love … Read more
The Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters are a set of cookie cutters that will make cookies in the shape of sex positions. Let your children learn how babies are made with a fresh batch of cookies this Christmas. Your child heard weird noises from your bedroom last night? Bake up a batch of Kama Sutra cookies … Read more
It’s a fact that no one hates a sloth, they’re cute, they’re weird, they’re lazy, and they’re awesome. The Ask Me Why I’m Lazy shirt is a t-shirt with the aforementioned text on the front, and once someone reads your shirt you are supposed to flop the front of your shirt over your head like … Read more
The fox face panties with ears is probably the best gift you can get your girlfriend because really it’s just a gift for yourself since you get to look at an ass, and foxes which are pretty sweet too. The fox face panites have a fox face sewn onto the ass of the underwear and … Read more
The flying fuck helicopter is a remote controlled helicopter that you can fly around whenever you are feeling like you just don’t give a fuck. Are you at a sales conference? Fly the flying fuck helicopter into the middle of a presentation going on. Are you at a music festival? Offend all the peace loving … Read more