Credit Card Sized Folding Knife

A perfect knife for traveling on planes, the credit card sized folding knife easily slips in and out of your wallet with ease. When confronted by a thief or rapist, just get out your wallet, excuse yourself for a few minutes while you fold/clip it together, and Whammo! you are ready to do some defending. … Read more

Long Nose Venetian Mask

Whether you are looking to appear creepier than usual everwhere you go, stand awkwardly on a street corner for a few hours, are starting your own sex cult after watching Eyes Wide Shut, or just looking for your next Halloween costume, the long nosed Venetian Mask should suit your needs nicely. This basic mask comes … Read more

Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser

Nobody has time to pick up a tube of toothpaste, take off the cap, squeeze a little bit out, but not too much, then put the cap back on, then put it back in the drawer.. That could take hours… Luckily the automatic toothpaste dispenser is here, just put your brush under the dispenser, and … Read more

Pooping Garden Gnome

Liven up your yard or garden with a gnome that is defecating on your shrubberies. Made of durable plastic, the squatting gnome measures 5 inches tall and is sure to offend your elderly neighbors while they work on their immaculate lawn that no one cares about, while your across the street with 12 inch high weeds … Read more

Urban Wall Planters

The Urbio Wall Planter is a set of modern looking planters that conserves your small urban apartment space and lets you grow plants on your walls. The wall planters were meant to be modular, so you can create a grid on your wall and customize where each planter goes with it’s magnetic backing. Whether you’re … Read more