Vipukirves Wood Splitting Axe

Instead of going to buy firewood at the gas station like a lazy slob, why don’t you try doing some work yourself and split some logs up to provide warmth for your family. Well, luckily you won’t have to do too much work since you are using the Vipukirves wood splitting axe, which uses magic physics … Read more

Belt Buckle Knife

Sometimes you need to use your belt buckle for purposes other than drinking, and holding your pants up below your fat gut, like killing, widdling, and stabbing, luckily you’ve worn your belt buckle knife. The belt buckle knife by the Bowen Knife Company is a belt that looks inconspicuous to the untrained eye, but when … Read more

Confetti High Five

To celebrate national high five day why not use the FiestaFive which is a device you attach to your hand and as you give a high five to someone a splash of confetti explodes out of the top of your hands, making it the greatest high five the recipient has ever received. National high five … Read more

Carbon Fiber Money Clip

If you’re looking for something to match your carbon fiber toilet seat, or your carbon fiber playing cards look no further. The carbon fiber money clip is a money clip that will let everyone around you know of your high status and that you hold your money with the same material they make space ships … Read more