Sure semi-automatic rubber-band guns are nice and all, but when you really need to get the job done you opt for the fully automatic! Made completely out of wood, this rubber band machine gun will hold and shoot a total of 204 rubber bands per load in any person’s face of your choice in a … Read more
Whether you need to tear apart some pork to make pulled pork sandwiches, carry a turkey across a room without dirtying or burning your hands, or you just need to claw away at the dead body that’s been laying in your bathtub for a few weeks, the bear paw meat handler forks should do the … Read more
The Boulder Boot is a collapsible pair of boots that are great for when you are traveling and need to preserve space in your luggage for cheeseburgers, dead babies, and cocaine. No longer will you need to play a game of tetris while trying to fit a pair of huge boots into your bag, just … Read more
The foldable shovel and pickaxe is great to have on hand for when you need to dig a quick hole that is around 6 feet long by 2 feet wide, great for gettng leverage on a ~180 pound object to shove in to said hole, and great for shoveling the dirt back into the hole … Read more
The Zombie Bells are kettlebells chiseled personally by Joe Rogan into the shape of a zombie head, and are great for cutting that cheeseburger weight, starting your education at the Joe Rogan University, or just putting them in your house to make it look like you workout. The Zombie Kettlebells are very limited in quantity, … Read more