The Flint Laces are a pair of shoe laces that you can use in case of an emergency to start a fire with if you are otherwise incapable of starting one. Maybe you forgot your matches at home, maybe it just rained and all your matches are wet, or maybe you’re stranded in the woods … Read more
The Bent Wrench Hooks by FreakofMetal are coat hooks that are made out of actual wrenches that are heated up to a temperature similar to liquid hot magma and then bent into a hook shape. Finally you have a way of showing the world just how manly you are, even though you don’t know how to … Read more
Fugoo Tough is the most rugged bluetooth speaker available, as it’s sandproof, snow proof, waterproof at up to 3 feet deep for up to 30 minutes, as well as idiot proof. Do you ever find yourself in certain situations where you’re hanging off the ledge of a mountain, kayaking down a wild river, or hiking … Read more
The Thumb Saver is a magnetic device that will pick up and hold your nail for you while you hammer so that you you won’t bash your thumb in with your terrible hammer aiming skills. No longer will you need to peel your black crusty fingernail from your grubby sausage finger once your finger starts … Read more
The Klax is a multi-tool that can be turned into an axe using any sturdy stick you may find in the woods, and has tons of other features such as a hammer, scraper, bottle opener, five wrench sizes, a hex bit driver, a ruler, and more. I personally would only use this to sloppily throw … Read more
Instead of going to buy firewood at the gas station like a lazy slob, why don’t you try doing some work yourself and split some logs up to provide warmth for your family. Well, luckily you won’t have to do too much work since you are using the Vipukirves wood splitting axe, which uses magic physics … Read more
Stop using your loofa to apply a soap that makes you smell like a woman that just skipped through a field of flowers, throw it all in the garbage and purchase Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Brick of Soap. This manly behemoth of a brick will make you reek like a man that just bathed in … Read more
The concrete iPhone case is an iPhone case that is compatible with the iPhon 5 and iPhone 5s that is made up of a slab of concrete that covers the back of the phone and was designed to resemble craters on the surface of the moon. Each Luna concrete skin is unique and hand made … Read more
Perfect for every man who’s sick of smelling like a woman every time he steps out of the shower, for every man who’s done feeling dandy after every hour long soak in the tub with candle lights, Kenny G playing on your Amazon Echo, while hearing an ocean sound therapy machine softly in the background. … Read more
You need to stick something to your refrigerator, like a picture of your precious niece at her 6 month photo shoot, but you don’t want to use some fancy, smancy, girly little magnet like a flower, or a pink unicorn, you need something manly, something powerful, something that will show everyone who comes in your … Read more