The Manticuda Knife is a tactical knife that you basically hold like a gun while you are doing your stabbings. Designed by a former marine, the Manticuda knife is sure to end the life of whatever you point it at, and wil make all the bad things in your life go away. The fixed, steel, … Read more
The voodoo knife block is basically a man that is being stabbed 5 times that kindly holds your knives for you. The voodoo knife block includes a set of 5 knives and a knife block, aka ‘guy being stabbed’ and will add a bit of depression and sadness to your otherwise happy and gleeful kitchen. … Read more
Sometimes someone hands you a document that is so important that you just need to sign it in the most flamboyant, glamorous, and elaborate way possible. Using the butterfly knife pen is similar to saying a catchphrase as you slowly put on your sunglasses, instead as you’re about to sign a document, you slowly take … Read more
A perfect knife for traveling on planes, the credit card sized folding knife easily slips in and out of your wallet with ease. When confronted by a thief or rapist, just get out your wallet, excuse yourself for a few minutes while you fold/clip it together, and Whammo! you are ready to do some defending. … Read more
When you want to inflict as much damage as possible on someone or something, first seek psychological help, if that doesn’t work, you’re going to want to purchase the tactical brass knuckles knife. The knife has a fast acting spring assisted blade deployment, measures 8 5/8 inches long when open and is constructed of steel. Just … Read more
The gun shaped folding knife is great for when you’re looking to stab someone, but still have a little bit of class, or when you’re looking to rob a place and not accidentaly shoot the store clerk, if need be you can always stab him. The gun knife is 4.5″ long when folded, and 7.5″ … Read more
Whether you need to chop some wood, widdle a stick, thin some brush, or kill some zombies, the Gerber Gator Machette will do the trick. At a length of 16.5 inches and weighing 18oz. the Gerber Gator Machette / Zombie Survival Tool will increase your manhood by at least 43%-48%. If you don’t instantly grow … Read more