Gummy Bear Skeleton Candle

The Gummy Bear Skeleton Candle is a candle shaped like a giant gummy bear which when starts to melt, slowly reveals a skeleton of the bear underneath the wax. Weighing a massive 3lbs, the giant gummy bear skeleton candle will burn for over 100 hours, and are unfortunately not edible. Perfect for gummy bear lovers, … Read more

Spidey-Sense Shirt Vibrates When Senses Motion

The Spidey-Sense T-Shirt is a shirt that has a sensor on the back of it that will detect motion within 5 feet behind you. Once it senses someone it will send a vibration to the back of your neck so that you will always know when dangerous rapists are lurking behind you. To work it, … Read more

HandTrux: Giant Sand Shovel Gloves

HandTrux are glove type contraptions that give you giant shovels for hands, and is more than likely the greatest invention of our generation. When I was a kid, all we had was stupid plastic 4 inch shovels that snapped in half anytime you tried to shovel more than 8 grains of sand. Modeled after an … Read more