SlideBelt: A Stylish Yet Functional Survival Belt

You’re stuck knee deep in quicksand in the Amazon rain forest. Do you leave your belt on and die a quick and mildly painless death looking classy as ever, or do you tear if off, wrap it around a nearby branch and ratchet yourself to freedom? The Survival Belt is a belt that will save your … Read more

Mosquito Net Pants

You know you’re a Minnesotan when instead of just putting on pants you need to put nets over your shorts to protect your from the mosquitos. It’s amazing that we can make seedless watermelon, be on the verge of curing cancer and aids, come close to making majestic creatures like the white rhino, and narwhals … Read more

Steak Wrapping Paper

The Steak Wrapping Paper Set is a set of wrapping paper that after being wrapped, your gift will resemble a juicy steak straight from the butcher. Giftcouture, also the makers of the Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper, create unique wrapping paper sets that coordinate together to make conceptualized themese and sets of wrapping paper. The steak wrapping … Read more

Antler Light Switch Key Holder

The antler light switch cover is great for anyone who likes hunting, the outdoors, or enjoys putting their keys somewhere they remembered. Hold your keys, your driving glasses, your walking cane, your purse, an umbrella, or really anything you would want to hang on a light switch. The antler light switch is made from a … Read more

Bear Feet Slippers

The Bear feet slippers fit Mens shoes 9 to 12 and womens feet sized 7 to 9. Slip into Homer Simpson’s favorite pair of slippers while you laze on your couch in your underwear, strangling your son, while resting your beer on your gut, all while you should be working.