The Jacks is a set of candles and candle holders that are made to cry as the candle melts. The candle holder comes in the shape of a skull, deer, or rabbit, along with a candle that compliments the candle holder with either a brain for the skull, antlers for the deer, or bunny ears … Read more
This remote controlled zombie walks along (albeit quite slowly) using a giant brain you use as a remote control. The zombie also makes grunting noises as he walks, similar to the sounds you heard at night when your parents used to make you stay over at your grandparents house. Perfect to use in the middle … Read more
If you need something to accompany your Voodoo knife block, this Voodoo toothpick holder might do the trick. Made to look like a Voodoo doll, the Voodoo toothpick holder is littered with little holes to hold your toothpicks, and is a perfect way to punish your ex-boyfriend after he cheated on you. Plus the Voodoo … Read more
In today’s ‘Because Why Not’ post we have Hyperlips, a toy, tool, thing, whatever it is, it makes your lips look big, gaping, and all around, weird. Kind of like how there’s a toy that you suction to you lips to make them bigger, this is kind of like that but in reality it does … Read more
Nothing fulfills a nerd’s fantasies more than mixing beautiful Disney princesses with Tacos, and no that’s not some sort of dirty innuendo. The Taco Belle dress is a handmade dress which for one, makes you look like Belle from Beauty and the Beast, and secondly is filled with tacos along the bottom of the dress, … Read more
Much cool, so wow! The Doge Mask now joins the plethora of other weird creepy masks that you might have seen around the internet including the Crow Head Mask, the Pigeon Mask, the Realistic Dog Masks, the Crying Baby Masks, and of course the classic Horse Head Mask that started this weird trend to begin … Read more
Zombies are currently way too mainstream, that’s why hipsters worldwide are getting back to their roots with Frankenstein and Frankenstein accessories. Little do people actually know is that the monster’s name wasn’t actually Frankenstein, the scientist who made the grotesque bolted neck monster was named Victor Frankenstein and for some reason pop-culture just gave the … Read more
The Paper Magic motorcycle dog rider is a dog costume where it looks like a guy is riding your dog like a crotch rocket. Perfect for a Halloween costume for your dog, bringing your dog to the race tracks, or just making your dog look stupid in general, the motorcycle rider dog costume is sure … Read more
The Le Grand Hat is a hybrid that mixes the classiness of a top hat with the comfort and casualness of a baseball cap. Towering over your head as if you have some sort of alien skull or cone head, the top hat baseball cap makes you wonder if this is just a big joke as … Read more
The Jason Mask slotted spoon is a skimming spoon that looks just like Jason’s hockey mask inspired from the Friday the 13th movies. Perfect for throwing in your slow cooker while you heat up some haunted mini wieners or your pulled pork ghoul-ash, with each spoon full of wieners they will realize how dedicated you are … Read more