This midget little person Batman is here to hold your candy bowl to make sure each little child only takes one piece of candy this Halloween. Standing just 20 inches tall, with little stubby arms and legs, you can’t help but think he’s just a little cutey, when in reality he’s thinking of three different … Read more
There’s many perks of being an old man, such as ranting and swearing in public, making racist comments without repercussions (although maybe that’s not actually a good thing), plus you could go steal things from convenience stores and claim you just have dementia. This old man mask is extremely realistic and will actually make you … Read more
Where does all the food go when Slimer devours all of it? To that booty! I mean just look at that thing. Granted you’re not going to want to be around when he needs to empty his bowels. The Floating Slimer is a Halloween decoration that makes Slimer from Ghostbusters float across back and forth … Read more
Every year for Halloween we all dress up and create creative costumes to make some sort of reference towards pop culture. Whether you’re dressing up as Cecil The Lion Killer, dressing up as Taco Belle, or just becoming a cheeseburger, it really just distracts us from the true meaning of Halloween, which is making your … Read more
Perfect for recreating the famous Three Wolf Moon Shirt, the howling wolf mask, is a realistic mask that makes you look like a howling wolf. How do you see? Well there’s holes built right into the neck so that you don’t have to completely bend over just to see out of the mouth. Best of … Read more
The Little Joseph is a creepy candle holder that resembles that of a severed doll’s head, and when not being used for some sort of seance to contact the dead, they would make a great Halloween decoration for throwing a party. As stand-alone items the candle holders look creepy enough, but once you actually start … Read more
Similar to the zombie garden light that we’ve posted in the past, this Joker lawn ornament is a statue that resembles the Joker from the 2012 comic book series “Death of the Family” and makes him look like he’s clawing his way out from under your garden. A perfect outdoor decoration piece for Halloween this … Read more
The praying mantis mask is finally here! You’e been asking for it, you’ve been on the waiting list, you’be been emailing me daily, and you’ve been tapping my phone to see if you can get more information on it’s release date. Well, actually none of that’s true, because nobody cares about a praying mantis mask. … Read more
It seems the point of a successful Halloween costume now-a-days is just to be as offensive as possible, along with somehow displaying via your costume the death of a recent celebrity, like being zombie Steve Jobs, the Crocodile Hunter with a sting ray hanging out of his chest, or a bruised face Rihanna. I’m not … Read more
I can’t think of a circumstance where a fake stack of $50,000 wouldn’t come in handy in one way or another. Take for instance going to a strip club… You could place this fake stack of $50K in front of you so that all the strippers in the club think you have loads of money … Read more